
Convict Coffee Company · United States
Corporate Coffee Sucks Water Bottle
Corporate coffee sucks. This bottle doesn’t sugarcoat it. Crush the mermaid, raise your cup. Made from 50% recycled plastic, built tough to resist stains, spills, and odors—this flip straw bottle keeps you fresh through every grind. Extra-large, leak-proof, and ready to fuel your long days at the gym, work, or anywhere you are. • BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material • 25 oz. (739 ml) • Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm) • Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant • Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve • Pivoting carry handle • Blank product sourced from China
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Convict Coffee Company confirms the final price, stock and shipping on their own site. Prices below were observed on 31 Oct 2026.
Listed options
| Option | Weight | Listed price | ≈ EUR / 100 g | Observed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Default Title | 85 g | US$42.00 | €44.40 | 31 Oct 2026 |
EUR reference prices are converted for comparison only; the merchant charges in their own currency.
Merchant
- Name
- Convict Coffee Company
- Type
- Roaster
- Based in
- Parker, United States
- Lists shipping to
- 56 countries (per merchant's listing)
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